Don't Run With That
Obtain the Knife
Holy Purity
Obtain the Cross
Dark Rooms, Just Like Zelda!
Obtain the Lantern
Jim The Ripper
Obtain the Axe
Who Locks a Mortuary?
Obtain the Crypt Key
Horror and Sci-fi Go Hand In Hand
Obtain the Blaster
My Heart Will Go On And On!
Obtain the Necklace
The Perfect Heart
Obtain the Heart in the Fountain
Pew Pew Upgrade
Obtain the Mega Blaster
Pure Blood Will Not Save You
Defeat Simon Yager, the mutant ram
A Tortured and Vengeful Skull
Defeat Damon Mohler's mutant skull
You Don't Know Me... But Die
Defeat Dr. Evil and obtain the prismatic pumpkin
What Took You So Long?
Save Grandpa from his prismatic pumpkin prison
Don't You Go And Tell Him About The Secret In His Cellerim
Obtain all 11 items in the Mansion
All These Walls Look the Same
Obtain all 6 items in the Caves
A Quiet Cabin In the Forest
Obtain all 6 items within and past the Forest
And the Miscellaneous Category
Obtain all 11 items outside the Mansion, Caves, and Forest
Half A Heart
Have your health bar reach the 'S' in "Score"
Health Across the Board
Have your health bar reach the edge of the screen (max health, try to avoid ghosts)
I Swear There Are Secrets I Haven't Found Yet
Enter all 76 screens in the game in one playthrough