Don't be a Wimp!
Set difficulty to [Wussy].
Freshman Groupie
Recruit Gary.
Generic Addition
Recruit Conan.
Alex Punch!
Get Alex's [Punch Stat] to 100.
Alex Kick!
Get Alex's [Kick Stat] to 100.
Dirty Alex
Get Alex's [Weapon Stat] to 100.
Hardy Alex
Get Alex's [Defense Stat] to 100.
Alex The Strong
Get Alex's [Strength Stat] to 100.
Alex The Fast
Get Alex's [Agility Stat] to 100.
Alex The Reflex
Get Alex's [Jump Stat] to 100.
Alex The Badass
Get Alex's [Toughness Stat] to 100.
Alex The Vital
Get Alex's [MAX Stamina Stat] to 200.
Ryan Punch!
Get Ryan's [Punch Stat] to 100.
Ryan Kick!
Get Ryan's [Kick Stat] to 100.
Dirty Ryan
Get Ryan's [Weapon Stat] to 100.
Hardy Ryan
Get Ryan's [Defense Stat] to 100.
Ryan The Strong
Get Ryan's [Strength Stat] to 100.
Ryan The Fast
Get Ryan's [Agility Stat] to 100.
Ryan The Reflex
Get Ryan's [Jump Stat] to 100.
Ryan The Badass
Get Ryan's [Toughness Stat] to 100.
Ryan The Vital
Get Ryan's [MAX Stamina Stat] to 200.
Cross Town Backup
Recruit Rick.
The Best Money Can Buy
Find [Merlin's Mystery].
Zombie No.1
Recruit Blade.
0-5 Zombie No.2
Recruit Turk.
Speed-Freak Student
Recruit Jesse.
Zombie No.3
Recruit Mojo.
Zombie No.4
Recruit Thor.
River City
Beat the game on [Normal Difficulty] or Higher.
River City Crazy
Beat the game on [Crazy Difficulty].
Generalized
Defeat the [Generic Dudes] 5 times.
Fraternized
Defeat the [Frat Boys] 5 times.
Donned
Defeat [The Mob] 5 times.
Mortalized
Defeat the [Dragons] 5 times.
Unplugged
Defeat the [Rockers] 5 times.
De-Clawed
Defeat the [Eagles] 5 times.
Homeless
Defeat the [Home-Boys] 5 times.
De-Popular
Defeat the [Jocks] 5 times.
Subsidized
Defeat the [Locals] 5 times.
Swamped
Defeat the [Cowboys] 5 times.
Unionized
Defeat the [Internationals] 5 times.
Rejected
Defeat the [Rejects] 5 times.
Life Down
Defeat the [Gamers] 5 times.
Hospitalized
Defeat the [Plague] 5 times.
Appetizers
Defeat the [Entrees] 5 times.
Tsuyoshi Gōda
Recruit Ivan
Susumu Godai
Recruit Tex
Shō Himada
Recruit Rex
Jūzō Kumada
Recruit Ted